Angular is trash

Did I hear somebody say overhead? Fuck Javascript. WTF is this code?

// logger.js
(function() {
    'use strict';

    angular
        .module('app')
        .factory('logger', logger);

    function logger() { }
})();

// storage.js
(function() {
    'use strict';

    angular
        .module('app')
        .factory('storage', storage);

    function storage() { }
})();

This is incredibly ugly. How can somebody even stand looking at these piles of brackets,

semicolons, weird ass commands like 'use strict', a dollar sign before the variable name.

Who in their right mind likes this trash?

var sharedServicesModule = angular.module('sharedServices',[]);
sharedServices.service('NetworkService', function($http){});

var loginModule = angular.module('login',['sharedServices']);
loginModule.service('loginService', function(NetworkService){});
loginModule.controller('loginCtrl', function($scope, loginService){});

var app = angular.module('app', ['sharedServices', 'login']); 

"$scope" what does it even mean? Client-side applications using a REST API.

Smaccs, Bem, whatever the fucking buzzwords are, underneath it's just ludicrous flatness.

I am missing my clean Ruby syntax. It's slick and sleek.

Life is too short to waste it writing a million brackets and semicolons. If they helped with anything,

but they don't. They're good for NOTHING.